electric_claire ([info]electric_claire) wrote,
2006-03-28 01:08:00
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Well, there go all of my life ambitions...

Apparently, you cannot make human breast milk cheese. Sad. Still, I think if I suddenly found myself with a supply of breast milk, I would be compelled to try it for myself. I would save that third liter for experiments with other dairy products, though.

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[info]7year_itch

March 28 2006, 18:19:40 UTC 6 years ago

I'd like some moose tracks breast milk icecream

[info]kickmyhabits

March 28 2006, 18:27:02 UTC 6 years ago

Well fuck, humans are easy anyways. Try dolphins. I mean, they're not even land critters. And they're fast. Good luck milking a dolphin.

[info]giustin_sifulin

March 28 2006, 19:43:25 UTC 6 years ago

Hmmmmm......
I wonder how dolphin milk would be?
I would want to make dairy products from walrus or elephant seal milk. Probably very high in fat.

[info]kickmyhabits

March 28 2006, 20:41:00 UTC 6 years ago

High in fat=fucking delicious beyond belief. I'm down, let me go get my harpoon and a few guns.

[info]maillewelder

March 28 2006, 21:04:16 UTC 6 years ago

Can you still milk them after you shoot them?

Or were you just planning to chew on the blubber? (Mmm... pure fat... *Homer Simpson drooling noises*)

[info]kickmyhabits

March 28 2006, 21:22:37 UTC 6 years ago

Hmm, not sure about that, but probably. I've probably got a tranqualizer gun around somewhere too.

I probably want one just to ride around. Yeah, that'd be fun. Or a buffalo to ride around. I hear Ted Nugent does that sometimes.

[info]electric_claire

March 28 2006, 21:38:29 UTC 6 years ago

The point of human milk isn't that it's a challenge. The point is...um...well what the point is is beside the point!

But as for milking walruses and elephant seals...yes, you might be able to milk them after you shoot them, but if you can, you can only do it once. That seems a bit wasteful. I'd stick with riding them.

Also, this got me thinking...is buffalo milk less fatty than regular cow milk? It seems like since their meat is leaner, it should be. I wonder if you could make buffalo cheese. And if it's not fatty enough to make cheese with, then perhaps low fat buffalo milk is the next big thing.

[info]kickmyhabits

March 28 2006, 21:58:11 UTC 6 years ago

Well, my conception of the west (which is more or less completely right) is that everyone there eats Buffalo meat, so it should logically follow that there should at least be some milk in the market out there. On my next journey in to another time zone, I'll investigate. This is all vital information. This is all important and must be written down.

[info]giustin_sifulin

March 28 2006, 22:27:52 UTC 6 years ago

I bet you could milk beefalo (I think I heard somewhere about beefalo cheese) but you would probably be pretty crazy to milk a buffalo- I don't know if they would appreciate it very much ;)

Anonymous

June 9 2007, 13:52:58 UTC 4 years ago

buffalo milkin'

yeah totally i'd go some of that :)

you ever eaten kanagaroo meat? its tasty.

Anonymous

July 12 2008, 10:39:49 UTC 3 years ago

Breast milk cuisine, please, anyone?

Here's wishing the best to all those erotic breast milk delicacies!! Certainly wish to try some, soon!! By the way, i'm a good cook myself. Maybe I could try breast milk "kulfi" which is an indianized version of the "ice cream"..! Could someone tell me where I could get some human breast milk?

[info]giustin_sifulin

March 28 2006, 22:26:11 UTC 6 years ago

I was also wondering about that....

[info]maillewelder

March 28 2006, 18:41:49 UTC 6 years ago

How sad.

I'll have to inform the masses.

[info]poeticromance7

March 28 2006, 20:06:48 UTC 6 years ago

That makes me really sad. i also had the idea of making breast milk cheese oh well. We'll just have to settle for the yogurt.

^^

[info]electric_claire

March 28 2006, 21:43:02 UTC 6 years ago

I was hoping maybe the freezing of the breast milk reduced its ability to curdle...*crosses fingers* Do not lose faith, Alyssa! Maybe we will someday unlock the secret to human cheese!

I would also go for a nice bowl of human yogurt though... with some granola and fresh fruit mixed in, yum!

[info]poeticromance7

March 29 2006, 01:32:06 UTC 6 years ago

Ah yes, I shall donate to the "make human cheese" charity.

The answer will be found!

Oooh human yogurt, that sounds delicious, with a little bit of granola like you said and some strawberries oooh yum...

[info]purexxhypocrisy

March 28 2006, 22:37:17 UTC 6 years ago

don't be inhumane.
go human.

[info]maillewelder

March 29 2006, 05:32:34 UTC 6 years ago

People were really freaked out when I told them that I would consider eating human... as long as they were organically raised. (Preferrably second generation organically raised...)

[info]omega4

March 29 2006, 23:06:08 UTC 6 years ago

You are are sick.....especially peg the people eater. *throws up in back of mouth*

[info]maillewelder

March 30 2006, 01:55:43 UTC 6 years ago

Teehee. I enjoy it. I figure we'd probably taste like beef...

[info]octet

June 7 2007, 09:19:16 UTC 4 years ago

chef's special

I think we'd taste like pork instead of beef.

I got here from indrani.net. Very fascinating stuff. There was a comment earlier about freezing affecting the cheesability of the breast milk. It seems from Rani's original post, tho, that it's about the protein content. Ontoh, there was a comment on her blog about using a cheese starter...

Well, anyway good luck!

Anonymous

January 26 2008, 02:00:17 UTC 4 years ago

Good idea

I think you are on the right path. I think you are doing the right thing to test it. In Japan I was able to buy breast milk as if it was like soda and to make cheese out of it is a good idea. So it may take a bit of a change in the usual process, and change is good, you are right to try. The human sharing experience has become a frightful moment but breast milk is a sacred thing. Women who share it are to be thanked. Breast milk is erotic and medicinal and precious and women who would discount it’s impact are in need of a man who has an understanding of what nurturing is. Milk is for us all. Human milk is intrinsically beautiful.

Anonymous

July 12 2008, 10:51:17 UTC 3 years ago

Re: Good idea

Hi, i'd like to buy some breast milk please. I stay in Dubai, so could you please DHL about 5 Litres in a double sealed leak proof pouch? I'd need about 5 Litres every week. Obviously, I'll take care of the shipping costs. Lemme know ur Bank details on pras_eee@hotmail.com. Cheerio!

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